On this day of Thursday, the thirtieth of July, at 3:13 PM, I would like to call upon the glitches and bugs of Atlas and ye regular game.
I gather you all here today to harken these bugs and glitches, for because of them, I have folded yon laundry on the same day that I hath washed it. This is indeed a monumental moment of history, and verily I tell you that the bards shall sing of this day.
On behalf of my underthings and many sweatpants, gym shorts, and T shirts, I thank thee. For it would never have happened without thee.
TLDR: Thanks to all the bugs and glitches, I actually folded my laundry on the same day that I washed it. Take that.