The Dystopia’s Words
-Every day, at 12PM precisely, we will turn off the electricity, because we believe in rest time for our dedicated workers, even though most (of course, this comes from being a great people) chose to continue working. Thus we are also preserving nature.
-We vouch for our citizens’ safety. There is a great wall, wrapped in electrical and barbed wire, to keep out bad animals and warring brutes! In addition, we have placed secured firewalls and other precautions on our internet so that our citizens may stay safe. Notable viruses are the Google and Amazon websites, so watch out: if you see one such occurrence, you should report it to the Heavenly Police. These are dangerous threats.
-We believe, and encourage, creativity and self reliance. The people can create their own unique house, a house of their own! Even better, they are able to choose what clothes to wear every day. This allows for many styles.
-We promote expression of opinions. People are encouraged to vote for their favorite candidate, although we are most glad to report that in the past seven decades, the Glorious Leader Alabaster of the Great Utopian Kingdom has had over 85% of the population’s support. This also adds on to the creativity, where it is mentioned that people may choose their own clothes and design their own house.
-We believe in the freedom of choice. At the age of thirteen, when many consider themselves to be very important (and are truly so), they can choose to attend the mandatory five year breathing training. Breathing is a life skill and helps you to survive, hence the five years of lessons. They are also allowed to choose which job they will have in their given career path.
-We believe in good morality and working for a perfect future. Our citizens are glad to work even past 12AM, when they are officially allowed to get a good night’s sleep. They do it because they believe in a greater future, with magnificent buildings and enormous, elegant homes. Yes, our reliable polls show that the good people are generous of heart.
-We believe in free schooling, which is beneficial to the people, and we believe in the people’s wisdom, hence the reason school stops when one is thirteen. The school teaches many important things. The curriculum, which has been derived from many proven truths, include the following: Greenland inexplicably influenced Rhode Island to stop all trading with Australia, and therefore, Australia no longer had the money to ship items, which caused rising tempers in Germany, as they could no longer buy cacti, and so this caused them to declare war on France, who was in the Anti-Cactus Alliance. The curriculum also includes important aspects of media, including lessons on how to close a tab, how to type things into an item called the search bar, and much more.
-We believe in good item quality. The criteria for a good item is: to have a shine in light, to receive a satisfied report from a customer, and to be handmade, as handmade things are very hard to make and so it is naturally of exceptional quality.
Note from author: This is a real place that, at first, started in the dark lands of imagination. After a while, its founder decided to create a land based on the great visions of a wonderful Utopia. Their dream has succeeded, far past the wildest, most hopeful imaginations that the Founder could ever have conceived of.