GHOST AND THE TACO TRUCK
Once upon a time, Ghost was about to leave work. It was later in the day, and Ghost walked out the back door to the start of a glorious sunset. Where Ghost works, there’s a public park that backs into the back door of the building. In the past, this is where wholesome things like community youth soccer practices and drunk a** hobos try to climb inside the building happen. No, there’s no fence. There’s a fence around the whole rest of the building, but not this part. Yes, Ghost does hear knocking at the back door of the building from time to time. Ghost learned a long time ago to never answer the door.
Anyway, Ghost is leaving when a TACO TRUCK appears and is driving across the field. While some may not know this about Ghost, tacos are a vital source of nutrition. One cannot live without tacos. So Ghost is like f*** yeaaaaaah bit**es and starts to run out the back door towards the taco truck with some cash.
As Ghost gets closer across the field, it becomes clear that the taco truck has turned around and backed up to a large pond on the edge of the field. There are two people dressed in HAZMAT suits at the back of the truck close to the edge of the pond. Ghost slowly backs away and decides that turning around and going to the car is the best course of action.
Ghost takes some roads through some neighborhoods to come to the grass “parking lot” on the other side of the park. From there, Ghost can see that the taco truck which now looks more like the original lab of Breaking Bad is still at the pond and the two people in HAZMAT suits are throwing something into the water. Ghost stealthily takes out phone to take pictures.
Ghost turns around to see about 7 gang members sitting outside of a house staring at Ghost. (Ghost works in Crip territory across from a crackhouse and the projects.) They don’t pay any attention to the imposter taco truck, just stare like Ghost is an insane person.
Ghost finishes taking pictures of the taco truck before smiling and waving at the gang members. Ghost then puts the car in drive and begins to drive away, but not before spinning out in the drainage ditch for the grass parking area. Then Ghost drives all the way home and has to order tacos instead of getting them from a taco truck.
TLDR; there were no tacos.