Bonus meter? Haha. That ish is free! And why should that small, hardworking team employed by the struggling game company give their players anything?
Over here we have a mega coin, which is neither free nor rewarding. But it will let you snipe the win in the final moments of a round.
Don’t worry. Yes, it still hurts now. But soon enough, you won’t even remember life without the mega coin. Repeat after me: The bonus meter is a lie. It never existed. Mega coin is all I have ever known.
Disclaimer: “mega coin” contains substances known to the state of California to cause cancer and should not be used if you are pregnant, nursing, or may become pregnant. If you have an enlargement lasting more than four hours, please see your doctor right away. Do not consume alcohol while on mega coin, as you may spend more than you intended. PG provides mega coin “as is” and denies any and all warranties, stated or implied. Your rights may vary by state. Mega coin is not real, but your money is. PG thanks you for your purchase, and if you have any suggestions regarding free features you would like to see removed and replaced with less desirable, “premium” features, you should apply as a developer.