Join the Helminn cult, to hail our cutely but deathly parasytic wyrm.
Everyone can join.
As long as he leaves the fan favorite dragons alone we are fine.
But if he comes for the lumber god, rainbows&Skittles, or fire fart we will have to draw the line
So how about this, right now we have 2 cult threads. Let’s use one of them as a recruitment thread, the other as our shrine.
Great idea, which one is the shrine one and which the recruitment one
Chunk can do all 3
This shall be our shrine, I‘ll change the topic of the other one
Ok so this shall be our shrine
All hail the sarkic parasitism of the great Helminn!!
The recruitment post have been set up, soon the worshippers shall come
This is clearly a scheme to infest people with Helminn parasites
Will you join us?
The wyrm infestation grants immense power in return for hunger, a small price to pay for all the buffs your base and dragons get
Of course some will say the self proclaimed “god” named chunk rules all but there’s a new bucko in town now
Chunk is but a lowly blue. Helminn is of the exquisite Arcanum lineage, and a Mythic at that!
My devotion belongs to Chunk and Axi . Keep your filthy parasites away from me
Until it bursts out of your skull and your face flies of. There’s an entire series of movies (multiple series in fact) explaining why this doesnt end well
The wyrm is not harmful. He simply consumes your nutrients just as he boosts your stronks
Tell that to this dragon’s eyeball as it tear away from the empty husk that was its skull
DO NOT BELIEVE THE FALSE PROPHET, they only want to lay eggs in you
That drake must have underfed itself. The one payment to the Wyrm is hunger.
Can I join pls
Have u made a in game group chat ?