Join the Helminn cult - Chosen ones by Helminn

Join the Helminn cult, to hail our cutely but deathly parasytic wyrm.
Everyone can join.

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As long as he leaves the fan favorite dragons alone we are fine.
But if he comes for the lumber god, rainbows&Skittles, or fire fart we will have to draw the line

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So how about this, right now we have 2 cult threads. Let’s use one of them as a recruitment thread, the other as our shrine.

Great idea, which one is the shrine one and which the recruitment one

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Chunk can do all 3

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This shall be our shrine, I‘ll change the topic of the other one

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Ok so this shall be our shrine

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All hail the sarkic parasitism of the great Helminn!!

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The recruitment post have been set up, soon the worshippers shall come

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This is clearly a scheme to infest people with Helminn parasites
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Will you join us? :smiling_imp:

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The wyrm infestation grants immense power in return for hunger, a small price to pay for all the buffs your base and dragons get

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Of course some will say the self proclaimed “god” named chunk rules all but there’s a new bucko in town now :cowboy_hat_face:

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Chunk is but a lowly blue. Helminn is of the exquisite Arcanum lineage, and a Mythic at that!

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My devotion belongs to Chunk :chunk: and Axi :axi: . Keep your filthy parasites away from me

Until it bursts out of your skull and your face flies of. There’s an entire series of movies (multiple series in fact) explaining why this doesnt end well
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The wyrm is not harmful. He simply consumes your nutrients just as he boosts your stronks

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Tell that to this dragon’s eyeball as it tear away from the empty husk that was its skull
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DO NOT BELIEVE THE FALSE PROPHET, they only want to lay eggs in you
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That drake must have underfed itself. The one payment to the Wyrm is hunger.

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Can I join pls
Have u made a in game group chat ?

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