What's the best bad joke that you know?

Mine is; two people walk into a bar and the third one ducks.

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“grindability”

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I don’t understand

I love it!! The best PG joke ever!

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None of my jokes are rated pg. Or about pg really. :disappointed:

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It’s ok. Any joke will do! :+1:

Why can’t you feed a teddy bear?
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Because it’s already stuffed

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If you’re not part of the solution then you’re part of the precipitate

The best PG joke is “we’re looking into it”

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Chemistry joke! I love it! :rofl::rofl:

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Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts are typically a buck seventy five, deer nuts are typically just under a buck

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“PG loves it’s players”

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More jokes please! I really need to laugh at something other than “Year of the Player”. The worst joke PG ever attempted.

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Q: How much did the pirate pay for his earings?

A: A buc-an-eer

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Q: What time is it when you realize you need to book a dental appt?

A: Tooth-Hurty

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I spotted a lizard on a portable toilet. I suspect it was a commode-o-dragon.

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A Chicken and an egg are laying in bed,
The chicken is smoking,
The egg rolls over and says…
I guess we answered that question!

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:+1: :+1:

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My love life.

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I once had a pen that could write underwater. It could write a lot of other words too.

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