Mine is; two people walk into a bar and the third one ducks.
I don’t understand
I love it!! The best PG joke ever!
None of my jokes are rated pg. Or about pg really.
It’s ok. Any joke will do!
Why can’t you feed a teddy bear?
Because it’s already stuffed
If you’re not part of the solution then you’re part of the precipitate
The best PG joke is “we’re looking into it”
Chemistry joke! I love it!
Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are typically a buck seventy five, deer nuts are typically just under a buck
“PG loves it’s players”
More jokes please! I really need to laugh at something other than “Year of the Player”. The worst joke PG ever attempted.
Q: How much did the pirate pay for his earings?
A: A buc-an-eer
Q: What time is it when you realize you need to book a dental appt?
I spotted a lizard on a portable toilet. I suspect it was a commode-o-dragon.
A Chicken and an egg are laying in bed,
The chicken is smoking,
The egg rolls over and says…
I guess we answered that question!
My love life.
I once had a pen that could write underwater. It could write a lot of other words too.